Crawlspace eviction is southwest Michgan's premier comedy troupe offering instant comedy for private and public events and parties.
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Tara Sytsma
Champagne dreams and caviar wishes are just day-to-day life for Tara Sytsma, heiress to the formidable lobster bib fortune left to her by her great-uncle. Need a weekend trip to Geneva or Cannes? Ask Tara if you can hitch a ride on her private jet (known as TaraAir). This generous and altruistic young lady will almost certainly make room. When she's not bulldozing her way down Rodeo Drive or attending Elizabeth Taylor's garage sales, Tara can be found happily sewing scraps together with her golden needle and reaffirming her title as the Queen of Quilting. She's currently at work on a blanket that will cover Lake Michigan and prevent it from freezing this winter. "I can't bear the thought of all those poor fish floating around in ice cubes for months," she says.
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