| Jennifer Moubray
has never officially been crowned Queen of the Internet,
but she should be: After all, she created it. Don't believe
Al Gore and his foul lies! Of course, Jen was offered
vast amounts of money for her bright idea (which began
as an extra-credit project in her junior high science
class). But she turned away from the temptation of big
money, preferring instead to focus her talents elsewhere.
In the years since she graduated with honors from Vassar,
Jen has devoted countless hours to her pet causes, such
as protecting Michigan's buffalo population (she currently
negotiating to have all the buffalo relocated to some
prime grazing land outside of New Buffalo) and campaigning
for the long-overdue release of the special "director's
cut" of that timeless cinematic treasure, "Good
Burger," starring Kenan and Kel. She's also been
coaching her judo team, Moubray's Mutilators, for the
2006 Olympics, as well as producing a darling series of
colorfully painted ceramic gnomes and elves that are certain
to become the Hummel figurines of the new century. |
