Online Crawlspace Blog Poetry Slam, Part Deux

Playing Hide and Seek with the Devious Mistress Fate
by James Sanford

Once there was a lazy dog;
Who slept all day, just like a log!
He often dreamed he was a frog;
But he looked just like a mean old hog!
In days of old, he used to dance the clog;
And recreate scenes from Joan Crawford's "Trog"!
But now each day he would only slog;
In life's machine, he was but a furry cog!
And when he was drunk on cheap eggnog;
He liked to catch up with the Crawlspace blog!